Body Care

Dark Matter Purifying Chamois Cream is a revolution in modern chamois creams. A formulation years in the making. Dark Matter has been designed not to be noticed. The formulation is light yet remarkably protective. The secret ingredient in our Dark Matter is as old as the earth itself. Activated charcoal can absorb many times it’s own weight in toxins and is hard at work eliminating dirt, bacteria, and numerous other damaging microorganisms from your chamois. Reducing those little nasties, resulting in a cleaner chamois and reduction in saddle sores. Essential oils are the other superstar ingredients in the cream. Ginger, Frankincense, White Grapefruit, Tea Tree and Coriander Oils all find their homes in Dark Matter. These plant derived and cold pressed essential oils provide protection against the growth of foreign organisms, which are fed by sweat and grime of the ride. Our Essential Oil blend also helps reduce inflammation of your sensitive bits, and studies show they can even help accelerate healing of damaged skin. Ginger can reduce redness and bacteria. Frankincense is a natural astringent reducing pore size and reducing infiltration of microorganisms. White Grapefruit is often used to help clear toxins, while Tea Tree Oil can help reduce inflammation and swelling. Coriander has a lovely scent and can also provide cleansing properties. In short, we’ve got you covered here. Purifying, cleansing and protective, this is a true revolution in chamois cream. Vegan Cruelty Free Petroleum Free No Animal Testing No Animal Ingredients Handcrafted in New Hampshire Made from USA sourced raw materials Perfume Free (all natural essential oils provide our great scents) Dark Matter doesn’t typically stain and washes out of lycra clean, but we do not suggest use with light colored fabrics. Wash separately. Do not wash with wool fabrics as color may transfer to wool and stain.

Euro PRO Chamois Cream provides a nice menthol hit for a bit of cooling tingle and an overall refreshing experience. We've stepped up our game big time with this formulation, offering you the ultimate level of protection and comfort for your longest adventures. Additionally, scents of light citrus, cedar forests and alpine herbs, provides a Euro start to every ride. The essential oils housed within the product have been shown to combat bacterial and fungal growth providing your nethers with the ultimate in protection. If you're looking for a chamois cream without the tingle please check out our PRO+ Cream, which provides effective protection without the addition of menthol. Vegan Cruelty Free Petroleum Free No Animal Testing No Animal Ingredients Handcrafted in New Hampshire Attention: Menthol may cause irritation for those with sensitive skin. Upon initial use, apply conservatively. Discontinue use if rash or irritation occurs.

Finally, an effective, pleasant, natural Chamois Cream designed for women. La Femme is composed of our natural Chamois Cream base melded with 100% cold pressed Lavender, Tea Tree and Grapefruit Essential Oils. Lavender has been used to centuries as an antiseptic, pain reliever and skin counterirritant. It’s also been known to nourish dry skin. Tea Tree Oil serves as an anti-fungal and anti-viral agent. There is clinical evidence that topical dermatological preparations containing tea tree oil may be more effective than conventional antibiotics in preventing transmittal of infection. Give it a try we know you’ll fall in love. Additionally, as with all of our products, La Femme Chamois Cream is Paraben Free… PRO TIP: La Femme is not just for women. The Lavender scent is geared towards the ladies, but guys love it too. Vegan Cruelty Free Petroleum Free No Animal Testing No Animal Ingredients Handcrafted in New Hampshire Made from USA sourced raw materials Perfume Free (all natural essential oils provide our great scents)